She wants to get published? Tell her she’s dreaming.

‘How did you get the name Arthur?’

The question was asked of me at a recent charity dinner. I blinked at the man, and so did the rest of the table. Question marks hung over our heads. There was embarrassed silence, crickets and tumbleweeds, the works. Then, after a minute, my friend said, ‘Oh, no, I said author!’

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